Mac & Devin Go to High School is the collaborative soundtrack to the film of the same name, by American West Coast hip hop recording artist Snoop Dogg and American rapper Wiz Khalifa. It was released on December 13, 2011, by Atlantic Records. Soundtrack of the film.
And stay out!
Man, this girl is trying
Valedictorian hopeful Devin Overstreet (Wiz Khalifa) struggles to pen his graduation speech when it becomes clear that all his academic overachievements left. A high school whiz kid and pot-hazed senior team up to graduate with distinction - and a case of the munchies. Mac & Devin Go to High School. Devin Overstreet may be the class valedictorian, but he hasn't had much life experience. Enter Mac Johnson, a 10th-year senior and weed dealer.
to f*ck up my day.
Talkin' about she want
to watch a romantic comedy.
Get the f*ck outta here!
I ain't watchin' no lovey-dovey,
funny bunny ass shit with her.
Anyway, sorry everyone.
Let me properly
introduce myself.
My name is Slow Burn,
and I am your movie guide.
We will be watching
'Mac and Devin
Go To High School'
starring Snoop Dogg
and Wiz Khalifa.
But before we get started
with the picture,
I would like to make sure
everyone is comfortable
and properly prepared.
We all know the regular routine.
Go the bathroom,
turn off your annoying-ass
cell phone,
get a big ass popcorn,
and a cup of ice-cold
carbonated sugar water--
Baaah.
Wrong.
You missin' one key
ingredient, nigga.
How you gonna watch
a motherfuckin' weed movie
without no motherfuckin' weed?
Get your papers, your bongs,
your bowls, your blunts,
some fat- ass nugs
of that Good-Good
and spark that shit up!
Now, if you unfortunate
right now, How do i download python 3 interpreter mac.
and don't have any weed,
I'm sorry.
But please,
stop this movieright now.
It just won't work,
you can't watch
this shit without no weed.
Stop.
You don't play baseball
without no bat, do you?
Exactly.
For the same reason
you don't watch a Three-D movie
without Three-D glasses.
So go figure that out,
then put your goddam
ganja goggles on,
and get ready for lift-off.
Thank you, kindly.
And withoutfurther ado,
I would like to present,
'Mac..
and Devin Go To High School.'
Hold on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
For all of you that like to play
those movie weed games,
like smokeevery time
so and so character
says this or does that,
here's the official
weed game for this movie.
Take a hit every time
you see a character on screen
either walkin', talkin',
or breathin'.
Matter of fact, let's do
one togetherright now.
Yeah.
That's what the f*ck
I'm talkin' about.
W- what you waitin' on, man?
Start the movie.
F*ck.
[ inhale ]
No, a nigga don't wanna
go to school today
Let me call this bitch
and get my shit together
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When I pull up people
so fresh in my ride
We smoke the best
you can buy
Them niggastalking it
but they just don't
go harder than us
Keep stunting
just cause I can
Hey, Mac, man, what's up, man?
Where the weed at, man?
Hey, Mac, let me
get some weed, bro.
Can I get some weed, man?
They just don't go Download icloud photos to mac without iphoto.
harder than us.
This one's for the g's
all black chucks
on the cuffs of my jeans
King size papers
stuffed full of trees,
I be with the boss dawg
y'all f*ck niggas, please
Now they say I'm hot,
hundred something degrees,
taking pictures with
a young nigga, cheese
Remember days, homey,
I ain't had a thing
Now I'm hopping
off the plane,
putting roaches on the wing
And my hos like queens,
but we smoke like kings
Jewelry froze like bling,
money come fast,
you're slow like lean
Rolling up grass..
I need the Mac, man.
Hook it up, man.
What's up, Mac?
I wanna get my higher
learnin' on, bro.
Gotta be like good, good,
don't you know.
Stress be make
a nigga head hurt.
For real.
We smoke the best
you can buy
Them niggastalking it
but they just don't
go harder than us
Keep stunting
just cause I can
These hos know
just who I am
Them niggastalking it
but they just don't
go harder than us
We blow to
the middle of the day
Wiz say, Dogg,
put a little in the J
Hey, why not?
Not why?
We fly, we ride,
she high, he high..
Mr. Mac, I..
Never mind.
Thank you for your time.
He just smoke all day,
it's a mind game
Like Kareem,
I seem to keep migraines
Richie Valenz and bitch,
Grading Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg’s Mac & Devin Go to High School
Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg made a movie. It’s called Mac & Devin Go to High School. It’s one of those straight-to-DVD/VOD affairs. And I rented it and watched it because it’s part of my job because I am not very good at being alive.
M&DGtHS is an indie film. It came out this most recent Tuesday. As mentioned, it stars Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg. They play high school kids. Fundamentally, it’s no different than, say, Kid ‘n Play’s 1992 movie Class Act (smart kid has to team up with bad kid so the bad kid can learn to be smart and the smart kid can learn to be bad and they both learn life lessons along the way). But let’s run through a few gems from it anyway. One per grade level:
Mac And Devin Goes To High School DownloadFirst Grade
The very first thing said in the movie is, “Man, this girl’s trying to fuck up my dick.” It’s delivered by a CGI joint (FOR REAL) named Slow Burn, voiced by Mystikal (FOR REAL). That’s the same way they started Schindler’s List, too, in case you were wondering.
Second Grade
More on Slow Burn: He pops up occasionally during the movie to give commentary. At the end of the film, he soliloquizes about how joyful and fantastic weed is, how geniuses smoke it, and how the world would be a better place if everyone else did, too. In my head, I imagine they were like, “Yeah, he’ll give this grand speech and it’ll be so profound and moving that everyone will stand up and applaud.” Mostly, I just wanted him to shut the hell up.
Third Grade
Outside of music videos, this is the first time Wiz Khalifa has acted (unless you count how he acts like Amber Rose isn’t the worst thing of all, in which case he’s a young Morgan Freeman). Snoop, however, has been in a grip of films. His four seminal roles: the reincarnated gangster in Bones, the pilot in Soul Plane, the paraplegic drug dealer in Training Day, and the boob enthusiast in Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style. (See the Character Range chart above for role analysis and corresponding placement for Mac & Devin.)
Fourth Grade
Snoop plays Mac, arch hustler and the school’s marijuana peddler. He’s been a senior at the school for 15 years, a potential plot problem that they eliminate early on by implying that he’s avoided expulsion because he routinely has sex with the principal, played by Luenell, whom you’ll maybe remember as the obese hooker with whom Borat nearly falls in love in Borat.
Fifth Grade
More on the age thing: If Snoop is a 15-year senior, that puts him in his early 30s in the movie, and that’s fairly close since he’s 40 in real life. But for real, he looks like he’s about 600 years old. I remember I ran into Snoop once at the mall. I talked to him for six or seven minutes before I realized I’d just been talking to an old leather massage chair in Brookstone. He’s like a cross between Huggie Bear and David Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China.
Sixth Grade
The antagonist in the movie is the assistant principal. His name is a slang term for a penis. The guys who wrote The Wire must’ve worked on this screenplay a little.
Seventh Grade
Wiz plays a brainy student named Devin Overstreet. He is the likely valedictorian of the school’s senior class (there are about 15 kids enrolled, it looks like). Overstreet’s most pressing concern is that he hasn’t had enough life experience to deliver a truly exceptional speech at graduation, which is important because someone from Yale might possibly be there watching and handing out scholarships. Because that’s how and when they hand out scholarships to Yale. Based on speeches. At graduation.
(P.S. Wiz isn’t a great actor, but he is unconscionably charming. Probably the big takeaway from this whole thing.)
Eighth Grade
After getting paired up to work on the year’s final project, Snoop eventually gets Wiz high (by giving him weed brownies). After a bit of wonkiness, they break into song, as told through a vision of them participating in the school’s talent show. It’s shot through an Instagram-y lens and recalls Snoop’s excellent “Sensual Seduction” video. Good stuff.
Ninth Grade
Mike Epps’s cadaver is in the movie. Remember when he used to be funny? Man, what happened? Weren’t people saying he was supposed to be the next great black comedian several years ago? … Oh, wait. No one was saying that? OK, good. Then you all were right.
10th Grade
Here’s something that an actual human says in the movie: “You want a date with me? You need to graduate high school.” That comes from Teairra Mari, who plays a substitute teacher and Snoop’s love interest. She says it to him. But here’s the weird thing: She doesn’t say it in a condescending manner (LIKE SHE ABSOLUTELY SHOULD). She says it in a sassy, flirty style. It’s the most unintentionally amusing part. I kept picturing her saying similarly depressing things: “You want a date with me? You’re gonna have to pay down one of my warrants”; “You want a date with me? You need to wait for these herpes to go into remission.” “You want a date with me? You need to buy me that new Future album.”
11th Grade
At one point, Snoop is leading a contest with several of the students in which they have to blow the most interesting thing with marijuana smoke. It starts out normal enough (French inhaling, rings, etc.) but spirals quickly out of control (a smoke version of Saturn; a smoke gun that shoots smoke bullets; a smoke ghost). The finishing move: A girl inhales from the joint WITH HER ASS and then blows out brown smoke … NOT DONE YET … that Andy Milonakis shotguns. Remember the part in John Q where Denzel is talking to his son in the hospital right before he’s about to kill himself so his son can live? This is like that.
12th Grade
There is a Wiz Khalifa sex scene. REPEAT: THERE IS A WIZ KHALIFA SEX SCENE.
Note: During the opening monologue, Slow Burn the Talking Joint mentions that the movie won’t be good if you don’t watch it while you’re high, and it being a “weed movie,” it seemed that was a fair enough assertion.
So, since I’d watched the movie low, I called a guy that I know from a place to help. I explained that his role was to rent the movie and watch it high. Then he was to fill out a blank report-card template that I was going to e-mail him and send it back when he was done. We’d compare the results and see what was what.
Two hours after I’d sent him the template, he sent it back. The movie is barely an hour, so it made sense; frankly, I was impressed that he’d spent an hour filling it out. But then I opened the attachment. And it was this.
Shea Serrano is a writer based in Houston. He is a columnist for the Houston Press and L.A. Weekly, and has written for XXL, SLAM, URB, the Village Voice, and more.
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